Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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The Holocaust

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your moms my other ride

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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