- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

no pun intended

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

My friend harris is fat.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

the midget went to the midget store

What black and has children A black man

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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