- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

... Chan chan

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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