what's worse than the holocaust living jews

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Albert your flies undone.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

This is an anti-joke.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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