- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

I like the color potato.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Ain't idn't a word.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

I like the color potato.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Ain't idn't a word.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.