Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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