- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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