Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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