Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

thumb_up thumb_down -20

baloney sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -20

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................00............................................................................................................................................I..........................................................................................................................................._____....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

i am writing this because i felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops