What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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T u r n i p s

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Fat people

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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CAS

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