Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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