- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

what do you call obama a dumbass

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

I had a lemon. hi.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

An Italian leaves the mofia

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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