Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Loperson

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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