A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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shut up kobe!

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Anti Joke

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