Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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guest what i love pancakes

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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