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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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