- Anti Joke

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.