Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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