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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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