- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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