- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

a ab

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Cancer.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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