- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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