- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

kushagra tyagi

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

I am very humble.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

butt sex

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??