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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

c-? men, C-men

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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