- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

I'm gay.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call an amazing person Good

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

An Englishman walks into a bar.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?