ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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