what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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