- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Reading books

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What did death say to life? Go die

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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