- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

gay porn...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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