- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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