why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Anti Joke

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