what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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