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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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This is funny.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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kcuf read it backwards

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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