- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

whats 2+2 equal? 4

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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