- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Womens rights

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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