- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

ecks! why zee?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

poop

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

PENIS

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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