A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Womens rights

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Obama.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

guess what what that wasnt it

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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