Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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