- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...