Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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