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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Reading books

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What did death say to life? Go die

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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