What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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