here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

woman's rights

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Hello penis

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

adam hodgson !

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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