- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

woman's rights

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What do you call a bear. Rob.

what did the old lady die of old age...

What did the man say to his doctor?

Hello penis

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