What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

what did the old lady die of old age...

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What did the man say to his doctor?

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

woman's rights

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

one morning i turned on my tv

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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