What did the man say to his doctor?

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Hello penis

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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