What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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potatoes

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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