- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Yo mama so fat.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

I'm gay.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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