- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Horse with a chair on his head.

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