you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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