- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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